We had to have a talk about shop lifting. He kept insisting on wearing the basket as a bonnet like he had wore into the store when he came to shop. I had to explain several times to him:
a) girls wear bonnets, not guys
b) he needed to pay for the basket/bonnet or he would go to jail
c) he wasn't even paid for yet
On the way home we named him "Obey Low Bay", which is Fake French for "Hobby Lobby"
I taught him to properly hang on with only 2 minutes of training. (He belongs to my wife Tamie)