Not Brave Enough

 I was not "brave" enough to actually drink this soda .

Coca-Cola Inflation

I walk up to the cash register at the restaurant to pay and I just happen to notice the nostalgic Coca-Cola sign on the counter, "Ice Cold Coca-Cola As Always Five (BIG Yellow 5) Cents". I look down at my bill where the price is $1.99 for each regular soft drink. I go over to the table where two policemen are sitting and ask them if they can arrest someone for me, eXplaining the situation. We laugh.