We had to have a talk about shop lifting. He kept insisting on wearing the basket as a bonnet like he had wore into the store when he came to shop. I had to explain several times to him:
a) girls wear bonnets, not guys
b) he needed to pay for the basket/bonnet or he would go to jail
c) he wasn't even paid for yet
After he saw the size of the giant carrot behind him in the basket he seemed to be satisfied and agreed to pay for the basket/bonnet if I paid for the carrot.
On the way home we named him "Obey Low Bay", which is Fake French for "Hobby Lobby"
I taught him to properly hang on with only 2 minutes of training. (He belongs to my wife Tamie)
I'm loving the random humor of this blog... I hope "Obey Low Bay" is fitting in as a member of your family and not stowing away shiny things in a magpie-like tendency to steal.
ReplyDeleteIs that a rifle behind that bunny?
ReplyDeleteJulie: Rifle?!?!? No, I checked the photos and the thing that looks like a rifle is a very large carrot. But don't be giving him any ideas. He will want one for Christmas. Plus ammo.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness you cleared that up.
ReplyDeleteHe looks a little sad he had his bonnet taken away.
ReplyDeleteI love your 'about me' best one I've read.
ReplyDeleteI think he is overall fairly happy for a bunny, perhaps its just not a good camera angle(?). I noticed one day that the same same "About Me" shows up on all my blogs. I wrote that a long time ago and slapped it on my MySpace page, and I think I carried it over to Blogger intact, complete with the same 8735 number, which you might imagine, the definition doesn't really eXist (!) I just work at being nice, and sounding silly, & writing silly.
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